Мой дорогой друг, сегодня у тебя особенный день.
В эту знаменательную дату, рискуя здоровьем, тебе придётся выпить даже больше, чем обычно.
Но зная тебя, я верю, что ты справишься с этой ответственной миссией.
Я мог бы долго перечислять все неоспоримые достоинства твоего характера и прочих качеств необходимых для того, чтобы нести тяжкое бремя Бога Нового мира, которое ты мужественно взвалил на свои плечи. Знай, что если когда-нибудь оно станет для тебя слишком тяжело, я с удовольствием возьму эту тяжкую ношу на себя. 
А пока я беру на себя честь открыть празднество! Кампай! 
P.S. Надеюсь, Рюк выпрыгивать из торта не будет.
I'm the life of the party
And the drinks are on me
The occasion is to celebrate
Light's birthday to be
We gathered here all best friends
And the forum girls're hot as flame
And as they raise their glasses to Light
They sing out his name
For he's a jolly good fellow
Which nobody can deny
And he is drunk as an old pirate
Our best friend Yagami Light
Well, it's all that I can do
To hold back the tears
An wish him all the happiness
Through the coming years
But Lao bought another round
And a toast he proclaimned
And all beautiful girls raise their glasses to Light
They sing out his name
For he's a jolly good fellow
Which nobody can deny
And he is drunk as an empty barrel
Our best friend Yagami Light
But Buntarro bought another round
And a toast he proclaimned
And all beautiful girls raise their glasses to Light
They sing out his name
For he's a jolly good fellow
Which nobody can deny
And he is drunk as a shoemaker
Our best friend Yagami Light
But Alex bought another round
And a toast he proclaimned
And all beautiful girls raise their glasses to Light
They sing out his name
For he's a jolly good fellow
Which nobody can deny
And he is drunk as a coachman
Our best friend Yagami Light
But suddenly Ruyk bought another round
And a toast he proclaimned
And all beautiful girls raise their glasses to Light
They sing out his name
For he's a jolly good fellow
Which nobody can deny
And he is drunk as an apple?
Our best friend Yagami Light
Что, всем наливают? 
